How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Pinch Jokes More Pinch Jokes

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.