How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.