How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

Pinch Jokes More Pinch Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.