How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Pinch Jokes More Pinch Jokes

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB