How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

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Why are girls always cold?

Because of their cold black hearts.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.