How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!