How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe