How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK