Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

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Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.