Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!