Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

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Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!