Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only