Boiling Water Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?

No honey, it s not what it looks like."