Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Hot cross bunnies.
Hot cross bunnies !
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
Holy water!
A religious movement.
Tap water
You boil the HELL out of it! Har har har.
With Easter eggs.
You can hide your own easter eggs.
She puts in in the microwave.
Because they let IT go
The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
They have to use their Endor voices.
A prestidigitator tot!
I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.
Log jam.
Boil the hell out of it.
