Boiling Water Jokes

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

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What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Where do I start cleaning!?

5mins later* Me: I need a new room.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste