Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Hot cross bunnies Happy Easter
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Hot cross bunnies.
Hot cross bunnies !
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
They're so damned hard to peel.
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Add your laundry.
Lukewarm
Luke Warm. May the 4th Be With You!
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
He just got laid by some chick!
Woops, tee hee.
Drop the base.
Because he mist it.
If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.
A religious movement!
Holy water!
