Because he mist it.
Because the water is a distraction.
With carrots
Fawaffle!
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
Sir!
A leperd
Gorillas in the mist
A. I mist you.