Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !