Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !