Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.