What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.