What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.