What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.