What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!