What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

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Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.