What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

r/Jokes

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.