What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Why wasn't the joke funny at the dance?

There wasn't a punch line.

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What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!