What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What I hated the most in Facebook?

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.