What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer?

Someone with no sense of tumor.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What famous person is a huge fan of trees?

Tim ber"ton

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.