How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.