How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Where do Tumblr users go to pray?

The Cis-Teen Chapel

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

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Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*