Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.