Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

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What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Two guys walk into a bar . . .

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore?

There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.