It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
Good morning, ladies!"
A cannibal.
A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.
Ripostes them
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.