Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

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What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it ." "Ugh, that's so ."

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)