Original Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

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What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What do you call an original joke on this subreddit?

Rare.

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

What did the troll say to the new user who accidentally made a repost?

Reddit already. Downvote.

How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

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What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

Justin Timberlake Jokes More Justin Timberlake Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"