Original Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What is the unit of power?

Yes.

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee"

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys