Original Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.

Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

What do you get when you subtract original blues from modern blues?

Delta blues.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Why do feminists always complain about video games?

Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How many /r/jokes reditorz does it take to change a light bulb?

21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!"

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED