The sequels are never as good as the originals.
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It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
Because she's a woman.
Tep on the brake 'tupid.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
You add 24 carats!
In the NB - "eh"
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
When the power goes off.
Yes.
There was a fork in the road.
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
I do To report them.
So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Because the friar rises!
The Age Of Ultron.
With a cowculator.