Original Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

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Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Original Content Jokes More Original Content Jokes

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

gtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What to hear something funny?

Original Content

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?

Data

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple