Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !