Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

Strawberry Patch Jokes More Strawberry Patch Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.