Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

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Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?

Because he couldn't get a date!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.