Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?

On television !

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.