Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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He paints his hooves red.

How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

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In the ICU.

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What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

A: If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !