What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

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What do you call a weed smoker with abs?

A Narc.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."