What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

What do you call a weed smoker with abs?

A Narc.