What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

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Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

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What do you call a weed smoker with abs?

A Narc.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."