What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

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What do you call a weed smoker with abs?

A Narc.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."