What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

What do you call a weed smoker with abs?

A Narc.