What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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What's the good part about having alzheimer's?

You can hide your own easter eggs.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

What do you call a weed smoker with abs?

A Narc.