What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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What do you call a weed smoker with abs?

A Narc.

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."