Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."