Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.