Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What do you call it if you put an IED on an Italian?

Rigatoni!

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Fridge Door Jokes More Fridge Door Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."