What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Italian Dressing Jokes More Italian Dressing Jokes

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms