What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire?

Diego wop wop wop .

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.