What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

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What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.