What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

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Why can't the French cook two eggs?

Because one egg is

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms