What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin?

Because he's aloof-a

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

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Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !