What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Which one was bigger?

The baby. It was a little Bigger.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork