What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.