What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.