What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids