What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

cake.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

Fraction Jokes More Fraction Jokes

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.