A denom-nom-nominator!
Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright
A: Half a centipede.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
Bacon a cake for your birthday !
LINE IT!"
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect