What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Fraction Jokes More Fraction Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect