What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Fraction Jokes More Fraction Jokes

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).