What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Fraction Jokes More Fraction Jokes

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.