Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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How do you write poop in Australia?

dood

Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.