Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.