Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

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How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.