Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

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What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.