Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.