Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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What goes after USA?

USB.

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen