Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA?

Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.