Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Pine trees

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.