Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.