Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.