Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

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Why are white people bad at chess?

They think all the white pieces are kings.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.