Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.