What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

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How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.