What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

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Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.