Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.