Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?

The second one !

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Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.