Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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What was the precursor to USB?

USA

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il