Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

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What country is next to USA?

USB.

What goes after USA?

USB.

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.