Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...