Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.