Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

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Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.