Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!