Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.