Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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Robber ducks.

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.