Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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They Bonded over lunch.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.