Rome Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

x always equals 10

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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Why doesn't god like bacon?

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Take me to your liter!

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"