Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.
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With a pair of Caesars...
Because it reminds them of home.
Atilla the Hungry.
Oh, Plebes.
Rome.
Pope.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
Irritable Brawls in Rome
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Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry
Because it was a government job.
x always equals 10
Using a pair of Caesars.
Both are good places to find Catfish
The mirror
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
He had only one pupil.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
half a dog Derek, s01e05
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Reality
Using instagrams.
Because women can't drive.
A Krismas goose.
He didn't want to be Obeast.
Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.
Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Because it's soda pressing.
