What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

A big stinker!

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Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.