What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

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When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.