What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

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Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry