What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

because he had two Drumsticks.

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !