What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !