Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

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Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

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What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

What is Victoria's Secret?

Her' real name is Victor!