How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

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What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.