How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

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How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES