Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)
A toothbrush.
They always take things literally.
Cuatro Cinco.
Allah-peos
I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN
A doorbell or a ringing telephone.
A:Call B52
a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
Another Juan
They have the same middle name!
Trigger.