What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

What do you call a small Mexican?

A paragraph.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Mexican Friend Jokes More Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)