What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore )

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How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call a mexican on amphetamines?

Speedy Gonzales.

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When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear