What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.