Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

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Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What would you like it to be ?

A joke .

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)