Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Dj Khaled Jokes More Dj Khaled Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

Meth Jokes More Meth Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here