Mexican Friend Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends?

Another Juan

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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.