Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Illegal aliens. LOL

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What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*( )*

Why is Santa so jolly?

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!