Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why is the Apple Store always so hot?

They don't have Windows installed. )

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!