Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."