It doesn't have windows.
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Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
For the watch .
For the watch
For the Watch.
For the watch!
They don't have Windows installed. )
Does that make you an iWitness?
Cantaloupe.
Can't- elope!
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
Benot B. Mandelbrot
Because they're two tired
what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
They both cantaloupe.
cantelope
He re-posts it.
It was Bin Laden
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Crucified.
Because they never listen.