Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

the media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!