Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

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What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.