Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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How was your first day of school?

5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.