Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.