Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

A: Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the best time of the day?

6:30...

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Jon Jokes More Jon Jokes

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch