Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!
Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
Cause it got al dente'd up!
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke