How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!