How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke