Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss
Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke