Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange ?

because he didn't know Mandarin

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!