Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.