Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!