Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!