Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.