What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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Lisp Jokes More Lisp Jokes

What do you call salesman with a lisp?

Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Pith Jokes More Pith Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!