What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.