What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What do you call a traitor with a lisp?

Judith

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

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What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.