What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !