What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!