What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What does a white girl with a lisp say?

Yaaathh