What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What do you call a dirty drug addict with a lisp?

Methy