What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.