Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.