Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Why doesn't Saran Wrap have any friends?

Because it sticks to itself.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!