What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.