Chickpeas
I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.
I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.
Peas and franks.
A: It swells at night.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.