What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)