What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.