Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Chickpeas
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Peas and franks.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
for disturbing the peas!
A: It swells at night.
He was disturbing the peas.
Peas, man.
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So he could live in peas and hominy.
A: Inflate it.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Peas and hominy
With Little Ceasar's.
With a knife!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
grave-y gravy
Corny jokes.
A maize zing!!!
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3
Ice-is I'll show myself out.
It lives on ice !
It had beef.
FILET MIGNON!**
A pan, duh!
Nothing. She's dead.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
RECALCULATING....*
