Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Chickpeas
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Peas and franks.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
for disturbing the peas!
A: It swells at night.
He was disturbing the peas.
Peas, man.
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So he could live in peas and hominy.
A: Inflate it.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Peas and hominy
A-corny joke.
A maize zing!!!
Too many horses were drowning.
Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Surreal.
A polo bear !
A polish bowling ball.
Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.
She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.
Slap her.
Baked beings (beans).
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
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