Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
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Chickpeas
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Peas and franks.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.
for disturbing the peas!
A: It swells at night.
He was disturbing the peas.
Peas, man.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
So he could live in peas and hominy.
A: Inflate it.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Peas and hominy
Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
Laughing gas.
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !
A "groan" man...
They'll tell you
Ba dum ship.
A maize zing!!!
Retorta
Tequila Mockingbird.
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
You can roast beef.
If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
