Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

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How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.