Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.