Anyone can mash potatoes!
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.
Mashed potatoes.
Mashed potatoes...
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
Guacamole.