Pea Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

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What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

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How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

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What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.