Pea Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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Pork! Pork! Pork!

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That's a huge axe man!

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

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Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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What did you have for breakfast?

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What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup?

You can roast beef.

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What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.