Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why are burglars such good tennis players ?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Who serves the toilet?

The buuttt-lerrr!

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.