Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.