Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car?

Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof