Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

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What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.