Deceased
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
A Lot.
Rustle
A woman.
There's a clock on the stove.