What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !

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What do you call a man from Portugal?

A Portugoose. Because you cant have one gees.

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.