What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What does a wicked chicken lay?

A: Deviled eggs.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.